Sunday, May 9, 2010

Fastest Way To Catch A Shiny



is crazy right? you leave out and forget those fun things that happen to women.

PRIOR: get the girls raid the drinks section of "his Chinese friend." Once the loot is in the home begins the preparation, when one takes a glaze, it implies that all participants are going to finish painting. Since all the nails were, get the makeup to the surface, such that you got up on a portacosmetico of when you were 15 years!

While all this goes vessels can not be empty, is part of the ritual, which usually is accompanied by a fee melancholy for some past relationship (careful with that, because the sincerity of alcohol that can reach the evening, be detrimental to health). Just have to add things in season that came out did not exist .. eg "facebuquear" the cute skinny laburo, or friend of a friend lol. While you will mortered and nails dried ... Odyssey begins ... we wear? The classic "trousers or skirt? You take all those shirts and boots Most High that the last time you swore you'd never again put.

when they corroborate that the alcohol is finished and the schedule permits, fire the coach (or good taxi). While waiting, the fight over who goes first to the bathroom, perfumes mixed tag, find the jacket that matches the last thing you decide to wear, put on and take things out of the portfolio, until the bell rings and you know it just ... you have to go down.

BOWLING: This part of the process as we know it all, as it fills the track, you save a walk around the shopping parade because you see all the trends, of course reis you a another, sharpen the view of Eagle and the boys look like a vulture looking for prey. The thin dense invites a friend, and you have to choose sides, you get the boluda and leave it .. or suspected heroin / amiga Ortiva them free from suffering. Dance for a while, dodging fights outside, poured glasses, Tilinga with the butt about your clothes, endless and tedious lines at the ladies, etc. Towards the end of the night, trying to find the original participants to return home. You can go breakfast or not.

next morning: and the next day, you realize hopelessly ... These no longer for these jogging, the last drink was over, you smoked more than necessary. And that's not worth it ... until Saturday following course.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Zinc Oxcidr And Facial Rashes

That decade! Fucking karma

The other day we discussed a couple of friends, that men are something strange is happening ... in a few words are all made some hysterical!

So Far skinny descocio the building to be harassed, as I tell him to do something, shoot me an "I invite you tired of not now" (pardon?) Available-not available, you do not like girls available ? Well

like that I spend listening examples. You will be sent before a guy with no turns direct intentions of course the skinny or doubted. Free relations (?) I'm tired of reading thin chains that wanted to mines not broke .... now they do not want anything serious, you come with the singsong of "you only want it with me that ..." but that happens? the planets aligned? .. now they want the house, children and ourselves a bit of fun?

But darling! emf and take some ibuprofen Stop fooling around! If this came with the new decade and we will pursue for more than 9 years but we are in the oven ... I at least I have to wait until 2020? channnnn 35 years?